These days, insulting a presidential candidate has become the shortest and simplest route to fame in Ghana. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry has joined the bandwagon. Yet, the moment anyone dares to rise in defense of Dr. Bawumia’s defenseless head, they are suddenly accused of being insulting.?
Naa Torshie, which of the ladies campaigning for their so-called “fine candidates” wears corsets tighter than you, that she can hardly breath? And who among the ladies applies makeup like pancake or kakaamotobi paint sculpture? I’m not surprised you forgot of your own potbelly, before running your mouth, yet you have the audacity to say, “Vote for Kennedy Agyapong, because he has a flat stomach.” As if leadership were a beauty pageant
How I wish all delegates with bellies would refuse to vote for your “flat-stomach” candidate. I’m not surprised you refused to acknowledge that little potbelly hiding behind your designer gawn, yet you boldly say, “Vote for Kennedy Agyapong, because he has a flat stomach.” Really, Naa? Again, how I wish every delegate with a potbelly would vote against your flat-stomach philosophy, let’s see where your candidate’s abs will take him.
When it comes to mind, character, and personality, your tin-legged, ungrateful-body candidate can’t match Alhaji Bawumia, Engr Kwabena Agyepong, Dr Bryant Acheampong and ,Dr Adutwum in any shape or form. Those of us with potbellies will proudly vote for him. So tell us, which part of your Koolinko, Pinocchio, Caricature candidate’s anatomy is finer than Dr. Bawumia’s or other candidates mind? Leadership is not a modeling contest; it’s a test of mind, character, and personality. And on that score, your tin-legged, ungrateful-body aspirant cannot match Bryan or Adutwum, Kwabena or Bawumia even in a dream sponsored by Corset Republic Ltd.
And Naa, a little advice, stop wearing those corsets and train your stomach naturally, so you can be “Big and Tasty” . Because right now, you and “India Amaga” are both honorary members of the Potbelly Women’s Association, straight from India Idol edition. For now, you’ve joined the same potbelly association you mock and proudly seated next to me,
Respectfully,
Concerned Citizen of the Potbelly Republic
(Proud Delegate of the Abdominal Freedom Movement)
